Past Perfect (2:42)
Track Notes:
Lyrics and song: Conrad Sweatman
Voice: Roman Clarke and Heather Thomas
Guitar: Conrad Sweatman
Bass: Conrad Sweatman
Mixing: Conrad Sweatman
Mastering: Ryan Morey
Additional engineering support: Riley Hill and J.P. Peters.
Recorded (mostly) at Private Ear studios in Winnipeg.
Truly,
Young chicks swoon
When yours truly
Works the room.
Cooly,
I say 'nay'
To such fair beauty
Free of grey.
I
wish
I had met
A lover past perfect!
The norms of beauty aren't mythical
They're pure and Universal.
But with sublimity, there's reversal.
The sublime is perverse and so personal!
There,
In Richmond Park,
Strolls a lady,
A Matriarch.
Frizzled,
But so stately.
Does this matron
Want to play me?
I
wish
I had met
A lover past perfect!
In her eyes,
Infinite jest.
At her hips,
Infinite breasts
See her form,
Rubenesque.
Then she stirred,
Flew the nest!
I
wish
I had met
A lover past perfect!
Do you know Einstein's law?
Pleasure turns into energy.